When you’re out drinkin’ on St. Patty’s Day remember not to get too carried away… or if you do, make sure your friends have explicit instructions not to let you get a tattoo. While some of these tattoos are hilarious, well done and unique (while some are just plain awful) you might regret getting a big bottle of whiskey tattooed to your arm one day… So here is its: A Sobering Look At Booze Tattoos.

Drunken Leprechaun Tattoo
Kiss me, I’m drunk and Irish! (Sorry, was that a little repetitive?)

Hard Liquor Tattoo
Unmarked bottles of booze are the best kind.

Beers Beers Beers Tattoo
This is obviously the result of getting hammered and giving yourself a tattoo.

Pabst Blue Ribbon Tattoo
The cheapest tattoo money can buy… popular among hipsters.

Drinking Leprechauns Tattoo
Check out the beer face on the leprechaun on the left.

5 cent Beer Tattoo
Oh if only. This vintage beer tattoo reminds us of a simpler time when you could get wasted for less than it cost to… wait wtf, when did beer ever cost 5 cents and where the hell is our time machine?

Bacardi Bat Tattoo
Yeah, the Bacardi bat is pretty awesome.

Pink Elephants Tattoo
If you’re seeing 1 or 2 pink elephants your fine, but by the third you should really put the martini down.

Beer Goes Here Tattoo
How did you get that gut again? Oh right.

Sweet Hops Tattoo
A grapes tattoo is to wine as a hops tattoo is to beer. Jokes about booze tattoos and class aside, this actually makes a beautiful tattoo.

Sexy Beer Mug Tattoo
If your beer mug grows legs and winks at you… drink until she’s hot.

King of Beer Tattoo
Just another excuse to show off your ass while you’re drunk…

Pétrus Wine Tattoo
A classy gentleman does get a Budweiser tattoo on his ass… a gentleman gets a label from a Bordeaux wine estate of the Pomerol appellation tattooed on his arm.

Yuengling and a Hot Dog Tattoo
Some folks enjoy wine and cheese, but if you’re from good ol’ Pottsville, PA you enjoy Yuengling and a hot dog.

Booze Guzzlin Skull Tattoo
Sure, too much booze can kill you but check out how awesome that would be.

Drunk Circus Monkey Tattoo
You can tell by the look on his face that that’s not just soda pop.

Martini Zen Tattoo
Enlightenment is usually found at the bottom of a martini glass.

Absynth Tattoo
Sure, you could get a green fairy tattoo and be “artsy fartsy” about it, but then you’d be that guy with a fairy tattoo.

Jack Daniels Tattoo
Anyone who really likes whiskey knows that Jameson is the best, but this JD tattoo is enough to shut us up about it for the moment.

SixPack Tattoo
Apparently you can drink as much beer as you want and still have a six pack if you’re creative about it.